Help I'm trapped in Wal-Mart!

So here I am waiting for Crystal to pick a pattern while I twiddle my thumbs so I thought that I would take advantage of modern technology and post something to my blog. This is being written from my cellphone, by the way. If nothing else this will help ward off the evil mind control says that they have in the lights here. I would write another haiku but I am not feeling particularly inspired. Oh, Ben, notice the capital letters. At least one of us still remembers how to use them ;-P